"For more than an hour two extremely professional and very special waiters served us and made sure that we had an unforgettable evening. We were a group of 45 people from 23 different countries (Europe, Asia, South Africa and the USA) but the waiters from Café Kølbert had no problems communicating in English - on the contrary, their spoken performance in English was very professionally delivered. They work with an open-minded attitude that is wonderful to meet. Furthermore, they were extremely good at adapting to the humour of the group... they had the whole group laughing and cheering. We have received responses from most of the 45 guests and they all found Café Kølbert extremely funny and very good entertainment."
Lena Cronquist, Int. Process Co-ordinator, Maja L¿ve Dybdahl, Business Integration Manager, COLUMBUS IT Partner A/S, Denmark

"On behalf of the Danish colony at the EEC Joint Research Centre in Ispra, Italy, I would like to express our gratitude for Café Kølbert's participation and performance in the arrangement 'Danish Visions'. The reactions from all of the different nationalities have been very positive and it is amazing that your sense of humour can be so well understood across cultural boundaries."
Ole Stæhr Søndergård, JRC Italy

"My wife has never been abused so entertainingly as she was by Café Kølbert. After having myself served as one of Café Kølbert's waiters for hire for one night, I have become secretly infatuated with Miss Svennevig."
With waiterly greetings, Jan Stenberg, Managing Director of SAS

"When the old chambers ring with laughter and even Adam and Eve in Skovgaard's picture of Paradise join in, then we know that Café Kølbert is back at Havreholm Castle for another of their outstandingly elegant performances. Better than this you cannot get!"
Inge Correll, Havreholm Castle, Denmark

"Many thanks for a fantastic evening at the shipping club. We all had an incredibly good time and you made sure that our anniversary was really something special. Thanks for a magnificent evening."
Knut M. Wadet, Anders Wilhelmsen & Co.A/S, Norway

"Dear Café Kølbert. Many thanks for an unforgettable evening, after which it has taken us several days to regain our straight faces. EVERYONE has come to me with so many superlatives that there certainly isn't room to fit them all on this card and so I just want to say THANK YOU."
Lene, Carlson Wagonlit, Denmark

"A thousand thanks for a fantastic show. Dear Sirs! You made our function a success and all that I can do is bow to you and say a BIG thank you. I think that it's really fantastic that you were able to pick up on the mood and signals from the audience and used them so incredibly well. Everybody had a chance to satisfy their appetites and have a great time at the same time. That's a fine sense of your audience and professionalism all in one! We laughed and cried. I myself am glad to have had the opportunity to experience you one more time. Best wishes from Mrs. Helgeson (the one from the 1400's!)."
Babro Svinhufvud, Crafoords Auctioneers, Sweden

"We can't thank you enough for your world-class entertainment, your imaginativeness and impudence... To put it briefly, it was a pleasure to have you at our wedding."
Lisa and Jesper Telcs, Copenhagen

"It is intelligent and personalised entertainment, which you take to instantly!"
Morten Helborg Rasmussen, Twinsoft Scandinavia A/S, Denmark

"There isn't praise enough for you in the whole of the Denmark or the surrounding lands. Thank you for coming to my 60th birthday party. I enjoyed you to the full."
Widow Jensen, Copenhagen

"Many thanks for your visit. I send you greetings and want to say that our function last Saturday was a stunning success thanks to your performance. I have received e-mails from near and far, full of enthusiastic praise for your performance. I can only add that it was mega-fun and that even the restaurant manager from The Amerika thanked me for your entertainment. What more can I say than: You're the best! Many, many thanks."
Jane Andreasen, Enskilda Securities Int.

"We would like to thank you for the formidable performance you gave during the dinner at Jørgensens Hotel. The guests, both those from abroad and the Danes, were very impressed by your efforts. You really hit the spot. You managed to take things to the very limit but never to overstep the mark."
Annitta Jensen, VELUX A/S, Denmark

"I want to thank you for your wonderful performance at the Globe's kick-off party. I have certainly never seen our staff laughing so raucously. I myself s uffered stomach cramps and aching cheeks from laughing so hard."
Monika Larsson, AB Stockholm Globe Arena

"Hi! I just wanted to thank you for your performance yesterday, which was as fantastic as ever. It was a resounding success. The only thing that my colleagues can talk about today is Café Kølbert and how incredibly fun you were which is a very good sign as we have all seen a LOT of entertainers, concerts etc. Thanks to you all - you're the greatest!"
Patrik Lindell, AB Stockholm Globe Arena

"We want to thank you yet again for a really fun, amusing and not least unforgettable evening. Anyone who hasn't seen you is really missing out on something."
Heidi Irmgarn, Fazer Danmark

"Just imagine - I've now invited these greasy haired, loud-mouthed oafs, with their bursts of á cappella and their terribly ill-fitting trousers, to come and bother my guests and staff on eleven different occasions - and every time they went home much too early... the waiters that is. Very versatile and frantically funny, entertainment of the highest quality... and always at breakneck speed. The Kølberts even took care of 1400 German in both High and low German with equal ease."
Lars Larsen, Jydsk Sengetøjslager, Denmark

"Café Kølbert was like the icing on the cake! They created such a cheerful atmosphere, the likes of which we have seldom experienced in a gathering of this kind. Their brilliant performance was a blend of intelligent humour and zany fun - fantastic."
Osvald M. Bjelland, The Performance Group, Norway

"Dear Hamborg and the rest of you, the Bergen Drama Festival wishes with these words to thank you for a wonderful effort in connection with this year's festival. The performances in Grieghallen, Håkonshallen and in the streets of Bergen were all a great success! Many, many thanks!"
Bergljót Jónsdóttir, Festival Director of the Bergen Drama Festival

"We would like to thank you for an outstanding bit of entertainment. Before the event we were, naturally enough, rather apprehensive about how such entertainment would be viewed by our conference delegates and, to be completely honest, we were more than a little apprehensive ourselves. As you will hopefully have noticed... it was undoubtedly a great success which raised the whole event a notch or two... Thank you once more for an incredibly professional and well-balanced performance which we all enjoyed enormously."
Paul Halvorsen & Erik Holm, Harald A. Möller A/S, The VW group, Norway

"Café Kølbert is unique. They artfully transform a traditional dinner into an orgy of laughter, though chaos and impertinence. Regardless of age, sex, profession or background the dinner guests were rolling in the aisles when Café Kølbert's incomparable staff revealed themselves. As an event organiser, Contrast has tried out countless troubadours, trolls and stand-up comedians to provide entertainment during dinner. Since we got to know about these wonderful waiters, Café Kølbert has always been our top recommendation. We give them the strongest recommendation."
Benni Hokkanen, Contrast AB Växjö, Stockholm, Sweden. www.contrast.se

"Big thanks for a great show. All of the feed back from our customers has been positive and we at NOKIA were, and continue to be, very happy with your contribution. Beyond a shadow of a doubt you get our recommendation, provided that anyone wants it, of course."
Mads Winblad, Adm. Director for NOKIA A/S, Denmark

"As an expression of our thanks for you exceedingly well-organised and stylish service... it gives us great pleasure to send you this cheque. Your presence has meant that many a laughter muscle has been over-stretched in the last few days. With my stunned respect."
Ole Østergaard Pedersen, DANSK TOLD- OG SKATTEFORBUND

"Many thanks for your visit. You gave me and all of my guests - family, neighbours and teaching colleagues - a quite unforgettably funny experience with you performance and your top-rate professional entertainment, during which you at no time over-stepped the mark. A fantastic performance with a variety of characters...I have been hearing both comments and outbreaks of laughter all week. A huge success - thank you!"
Senior master Møller, Viborg, Denmark

"Thank you for a FANTASTICALLY good performance (as always!)."
Charlotte Christiansen, GSC, LEGO System A/S